I said I would compile the results I got from my toilet paper survey and
I’m finally doing it. So there were 23 total participants, 13 boys, 10 girls.

Boys and Girls:
Avg: 11.17

Boys Only:
Avg: 12.54

Girls Only:
Avg: 9.4

Distribution:
1-5 both: 4
boys: 3
girls: 1

6-10 both: 11
boys: 3
girls: 8

11-15 both: 5
boys: 5
girls: 0

>15 both: 3
boys: 2
girls: 1

The girls use less toilet paper from the results of my survey. Granted
I didn’t get many heavy usage girls, but maybe those heavy usage girls
are a rarity. The girls tended to concentrate more in that 8-10 range.
8 girls either said 8 or 10 sheets.

Then men on the other hand are all over the board. As I see it, for the
low numbers it seems that some guys like to be very efficient wiping as
shown by the 3 guys in the 1-5 range. But then there are the guys, like
me, who don’t like to get poop on their hands or anywhere near it which
can account for the big numbers in the top range.

It seems that there tends to be more men in “no poop on my hands” category
than the efficient category. But I can no longer say those efficient wipers
are an anomaly. But they are a strong minority.

Sharon: “[Eric] has no life”

I almost regretted putting up before that Sharon was my favorite after
finding out that my kids started reading this page. But not anymore.
The fact that she gets totally annoyed with that statement makes it all
worthwhile. That’s awesome. It turned out better than I expected.
Even if she loses the number one spot, I would never say so just to annoy
her more.

Praise the Lord.
Praise God in his sanctuary;
praise him in his mighty heavens.
Praise him for his acts of power;
praise him for his surpassing greatness.
Praise him with the sounding of the trumpet,
praise him with the harp and lyre,
praise him with tambourine and dancing,
praise him with the strings and flute,
praise him with the clash of cymbals,
praise him with resounding cymbals.

Let everything that has breath praise the Lord.

Praise the Lord.

— Psalm 150

It feels like Sunday today. Maybe cause I’ve hung around a bunch of
church people from the funeral. And I hung out with Yvonne too. That’s
why it feels so Sunday-ey.

Shoot. I forgot what I wanted to post about.

Okay. When will Microsoft get smart enough and switch to a non-fragmentation
filesystem? I find it hilarious that people tell you to defrag your hard
drive once month. Defrag? That’s such junk. You should never have to do
this crap.

Of course I ain’t never defraged my computer’s drives. Yup. Started about
an hour ago and well… it’s one percent complete. Nice. Stupid
Windows.

Bump this. I don’t use Windows. Going back to Linux.