What the heck?!?

Okay. I’m watching CBS now. It just so happens that the Miss Teen USA
Pageant is on now. It’s kind of puzzling to me. How can like 70 percent
of the contestants be blonde? They had like six blonde girls in a row.
Now I mean there ain’t nothing wrong with blondes. The girls there are
pretty. But what’s the deal with so many of them??

Forget this. I can’t take it anymore. I’m just going to play my
Icewind Dale.