So I played D&D for the first time today. Not Icewind Dale. Not Baldur’s
Gate. Not Neverwinter Nights. The real paper D&D. It was so much fun.
My monk sucks. He sucked so bad it was hilarious. Just the sequence of
moves I was pulling off. I was useless. But I socked a fool. I yelled
out “Surrender!” a lot. And that’s pretty much it. Yeah Jenn. Yeah
Jeff. Yeah Cory. Yeah Rob. You may all be laughing now at my monk, but
he will soon become the greatest fighter in all of the lands. The Master
Hu Li shall start building his legend right now. We all must start somewhere.

On another note, I finally saw Yvonne today. It’s almost been a whole month.
I didn’t get to talk to her much. I was busy getting whooped on FIFA by
those stinkin’ Koreans. I should say, *we* were busy getting whooped by those
stinkin’ Koreans. But it’s good to see Yvonne. Even if we didn’t talk much.
I’ve missed her.

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What the heck?!?

Okay. I’m watching CBS now. It just so happens that the Miss Teen USA
Pageant is on now. It’s kind of puzzling to me. How can like 70 percent
of the contestants be blonde? They had like six blonde girls in a row.
Now I mean there ain’t nothing wrong with blondes. The girls there are
pretty. But what’s the deal with so many of them??

Forget this. I can’t take it anymore. I’m just going to play my
Icewind Dale.

Oh man. I can’t believe a movie can be that bad. I can’t imagine how
anyone would produce that movie. Glitter has got to be one of the worst
movies ever. It takes a brave man to watch that movie. It takes a
strong-willed man to sit through it. I’m not strong enough. I only got
through 15 minutes.

So my toenail is just about ready to fall off. It’s only taken like
3 months for it to get to this point. But it’s still hanging on for
dear life on the left side. I want to pull it out, but I’m not ready
to do it. I don’t think my nail is ready to come out yet. This is
just like when I was a kid and my tooth was coming loose. It’s loose
and it’s just about ready to go, but I couldn’t bring myself to do it.
I couldn’t pull it out. Of course pulling out my tooth didn’t much
at all. It just sort of fell out. I think right now it would hurt if
I tried to yank it. So I’m going to wait a few more days. Maybe
show it Jeff. Show it to Jenn. I’m sure they’ll appreciated this. =)

If I pulled it out now, I know it would hurt. I can feel it tugging.
This is the kind of pain I hate. The kind where you know it’s going to
hurt. The anticipation of the pain is just as bad. It’s like going to
the dentist. Like you know it’s going to hurt, no matter what the dentist
says. It will hurt. And you can only wait for it. I got to pull it out
sometime.

I don’t know if I’d rather go to the dentist or get socked in the back of
the head. I mean at least when you get socked in the back of the head,
you don’t anticipate it, so you don’t drive yourself crazy waiting for it.
Yeah, the pain is probably greater, and you’ll get more mad from it, but
how bad can it really be? It don’t play mind games with you.

I think the ideal situation would be if someone socked in me in the back
of the head, knocked me out, and then yanked my toenail out. I might be
mad later on, but hey! My toenail would be gone and I wouldn’t have to
deal with it.

So any of you thinking about socking me in the back of the head, you better
knock me out and pull out my toenail. If not, you getting a fist straight
into your neck.

Sam’s BBS (link removed)

Let’s hope Sam’s BBS has a longer life span than mine. Well, I guess
mine never really lived. It’s about time I retired it.

That CareerInc BBS is dead. Poor thing. It was too bad it went down
for those few months. It might still be living today if we hadn’t had
that set back.