I thought this paragraph on Jacque Vaughn from ESPN was hilarious:

Hurray for Jacque Vaughn! We’re not gonna make him our player of the day, but
the little Hawks guard hit a shot. Finally! The big moment came early in the
second half on a layup, after Vaughn had already missed a shot in the first
half, making him an incredible 0-for-23 for the season. Jacque ended up 1-for-
5, raising his season shooting percentage from a big goose egg to a startling
3.7 percent.