http://www.humanforsale.com

How much are you worth?

Apparently I’m not worth that much. I’m only worth $1,999,440.00.

I took the IQ test at iqtest.com and well like all online IQ tests, I got a
score that’s way too high. Scored a 155 on this one. Within 5 points of
professional tests, my ass. Of course, I think this has been my lowest score
on any online IQ test, so it actually might be getting better.

So I boosted my IQ at humanforsale.com and well my value went up 400k.
Stupid IQ test