[I’m bored. I’m going to put in some color. 4-18-01 4:45pm]

I just found this ICQ conversation extremely funny

jeff – Instant Message 16:26:23
no… Man!! Yvonne never answers her phone. I think she sees me on caller id
and decides not to answer.

Micq> r
Composing message to jeff:
msg> are you calling her cell phone? she’s probably at work then.
msg> .
Message sent to jeff!
Message sent to jeff!
Micq> r
Composing message to jeff:
msg> of course i left a message on her home phone yesterday, and she didn’t call
me back either. so neither phone works.
msg> .
Message sent to jeff!
Message sent to jeff!
jeff – Instant Message 16:28:11
yeah I call her cell phone. Oh wells. I’ll try again. I’ll invite her to
fellowship as well.

jeff – Instant Message 16:28:33
the girl needs to get connected.
Micq> r
Composing message to jeff:
msg> she said she’s getting dsl in 6-8 weeks she said and she said that last week.
there’s no way to get a hold of her. she doesn’t answer her cell. she doesn’t
return calls at home. she’s not on icq. she doesn’t check her email.
msg> .
Message sent to jeff!
Message sent to jeff!
jeff – Instant Message 16:30:37
she needs to get knocked with a clue by 4.
Micq> r
Composing message to jeff:
msg> what???? knocked with a clue by 4?
msg> ????
msg> .
Message sent to jeff!
Message sent to jeff!
jeff – Instant Message 16:32:22
you know… instead of a 2 by 4… 2×4… cluex4