“Look at these records! Jim Nabors, Glen Campbell, the Doodletown Pipers!
Now look at her records — they stink!”

– Homer

Homer: And that talking coyote was just this talking dog

Dog: Hi Homer. Find your soulmate.

Homer: Wait a minute. There’s no such thing as a talking dog.

Dog: *Rough* *Rough*

Homer: Damn straight!