From “The Canine Mutiny”

Bart: Put it all on my credit card, my good man.
Comic Book Guy: Ooh, pardon me, “Santos” — if that is your real name, Bart Simpson — but your phony credit card is not good here. Now make like my pants and split.

Bart: Santa’s Little Helper? Guess I was the only one who loved him.
Millhouse: You got that right. Remember the time he ate my goldfish? And you lied and said I never had any goldfish? Then why did I have the bowl Bart? Why did I have the bowl?

Homer: Well, crying isn’t gonna bring him back unless your tears smell like dog food. So you could either sit there crying and eating can after can of dog food until your tears smell enough like dog food to make your dog come back, or you can go out there and find your dog.
Bart: You’re right. I’ll do it!
Homer: Rats. I almost had him eatin’ dog food.

You know what’s the greatest thing about the &#60pre&#62 tag. You don’t need put that stupid &#60br&#62 tag. You hit Enter…
It goes to the next line. Beautiful.

(Inside Martin’s playhouse)
Edna Krabappel: What kind of little boy has a tea set?
Principal Skinner: Well, I think we both know that answer to that one… a lucky one.

I’m reading ESPN’s SportsCentury thing on espn.com. For each of their top 50 athletes, they had
a poll asking if the athlete deserved to be in the top 50 athletes. Okay I’ll have to agree
some of them don’t deserve to be in the top 50, but who are the idiots who said that Michael
Jordan, Babe Ruth, and Muhammad Ali don’t deserve to be in the top 50. I mean we can argue all
day about how Jordan doesn’t deserve to be number one, but not in the top 50??? Idiots are out
there. Complete idiots.

After watching that commercial for that new Nickelodeon movie “Snow Day,” I have to put up a Simpson’s quote.

“I hereby declare this day to be ‘Snow Day’ — the funnest day in the history of Springfield.”
– Mayor Quimby