I just got home from watching the Phantom Menace again. I know there
were quite a few people who didn’t like this movie. The fools. It’s
my favorite Star Wars. After watching this movie, one of my goals in
life is to become a Jedi Knight.

Of course my hero is Anakin. Yes, he may have some bad dialogue in
the movie, but that doesn’t matter. He wins the pod race, he blows up
the control ship, and he gets the girl. Isn’t that enough?